I'm Not Taking All the Credit...

...but let's not pretend I didn't have something to do with this, okay?

According to a Dodgers' press release, the Dodgers have appointed a new head of security. The press release spells "appoint" incorrectly, and the whole thing is also a little confusing. The sub-headline indicates that Ray Maytorena has been named Vice President of Security. I don't know if that means he's the head of security, but since the press release doesn't mention any other name, I guess VP means "head" in the Dodgers' hierarchy.

Any way you slice it, though, the Dodgers felt like they needed to make a change. We'll see what kind of impact this has, but for now, let's just bask in the warmth of the power I obviously hold over a Major League Baseball team.

UPDATE: A little bit more on the issue from Josh Rawitch at Inside the Dodgers. I guess Maytorena is the head of security. Still sort of weird that his title is VP.